I’m Venting About Writer Stuff, Pay No Attention

So, I got rejected twice over the weekend. Two small lit magazines took the time to let me know that my efforts were not required. The interesting thing was that both publications normally, according to their own sites, take three to six months to respond to inquiries. One mag let me know after a month, and the other, after five days. So… either I’m really awful at this whole writing thing (always possible…) or the more likely answer, I did not format my submissions correctly.

Turns out, I didn’t format my submissions correctly. One set of guidelines required that I put my name and page number in the top righthand corner of each page, while the other mag’s guidelines required that I not put my name anywhere on the submission.

Oops…

It is slightly frustrating that just about every magazine has a different set of guidelines, and though I follow them and get it right 99% of the time, there is always one that slips through the cracks. And the inevitable “salty” rejection letter arrives with some statement about how I should do a better job of following the “guidelines” if I want to be considered.

You know… there are thousands of lit magazines out there, each with their own guidelines. Why can’t there be a standardized system? I mean, there is an MLA standard format that everyone has to use when they write a paper in high school and college. So why not a standard format system for magazine submissions?

I propose that there should be a “Universal Standard Submission Guideline.” Something that is uniformed across the industry. Such as; 12pt, double spaced, Times New Roman, Author’s Name in the top left corner, page number in the top right corner. That’s it, nothing else.

Let’s do away with all of these finicky guidelines that seem to be in place to trip people up, and make rejecting easier, rather than giving each work an even playing field. This way rejection is based on someone actually reading and thinking about the work, rather than a gatekeeper looking for reasons to keep people out.

Look, I know it’s a tough business, and there are more people out there submitting work than there are places that can accept them. And rejection is a big part of the arts, regardless of what field you are in. You have to have a tough skin, take your licks, and keep on going. Completely agree with that, and I’m not looking for a shortcut from the hard work that is required to achieve, well, anything in life. I’m just saying that a Universal Standard Submission Guideline would create an objective starting point for everyone, and begin to remove the shadow of subjective rejections.


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3 responses to “I’m Venting About Writer Stuff, Pay No Attention”

  1. ren Avatar
    ren

    i’m all for standardized rules of submission. the first time i ever submitted (poetry), the guidelines stated that you could only write on one side of the paper. now, i literally took that to mean your sentences, or words, could only go half-way across the front side of the page. but what they really meant was DON’T WRITE ON THE BACK OF THE PAPER. but, whatever (sometimes, i crack myself up). anyway, YES to standardized rules!

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    1. Matthew Groff Avatar
      Matthew Groff

      I once sent in a story, and was promptly told that I formatted it wrong, but please resubmit it. So I made a new document in the correct format, and then sent the old incorrect one again. Yeah, they didn’t think too kindly of me after that…

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      1. ren Avatar
        ren

        laughed so hard at this! … but you did as they asked 🙂

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